Boredom Circle

[Arret Brown]

I think we all need to take a breather. We need to sit down and be calm and return to a state of blissful ennui. So, let's all sit together and be bored.

Close your eyes.

Imagine that you are sitting outside. The wall of your house is facing you. It has just been painted white. The paint is drying, ever so slowly. The grass is growing, ever so slightly.

Take a deep breath. Breathe in and count to ten. Breathe out and count to ten. Repeat until you find yourself in a state of complete indifference.

Open your eyes.

See? Didn't that feel delightfully dull?

[glq]

That makes me feel much better, thank you.

Next time we do this though, maybe we can add watching our fingernails grow.

[Grey]

Thank you. This has been a boring experience. I hope to do this again soon.

[Arret Brown]

Aug 28, 2011 16:26:37 GMT -6 glq said:

That makes me feel much better, thank you.

Next time we do this though, maybe we can add watching our fingernails grow.

That is an excellent idea. I will be sure to keep that in mind.

[rainboom]