I'm just not boring enough.

[glq its lowercase]

I don't get it. People always get on to me for not having enough lackluster interests, like yard weeding or fingernail cutting. I don't get it, but when I try to do something boring, I end up somehow being... excited. And then I get excited about the prospect of being boring. And it does not work.

I think... I think I'm too exciting for this forum. I want to join and sit in the boringness, but even the application verifiers thought I was too interesting and they never called me back.

But how can I possibly live an interesting life? It's too exciting and it gives me a headache. Why can't I be dull and bland like everyone else?

[Tan]

*shrug*

[Arret Brown]

I don't really know what to say, glq. This sounds like a difficult predicament. I have never heard anything like it before.

Perhaps you need to find your own way to be bored. Boredom is the only salvation. Maybe the usual methods don't work for you. Maybe the activities that are ordinarily considered interesting would be boring for you.

I'm afraid I must go and stare at my white wall now. I'm beginning to get a headache from all this fascination.

[glq]

My boring application was finally accepted in a mediocre orderly typical fashion. Maybe I'm finally finding my boring way in the boring world of boringness.

...On the other hand, that sentence was far too interesting. I think I still need work. I'm not sure how well I will fit in. But I want to be boring like the rest of you.

It concerns me greatly that I may not be bored by the same things. But I am hesitant to try to do things others would consider more stimulating and be shunned for finding boredom in what stimulates others. I just hope I can be boring enough.

I think I'll speak with a specialist doctor. I wonder if I have a mental disorder that prevents me from achieving true boredom. I am hoping that I do not have Dysdullia, the inability to be boring.